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bellig-on-the-reg:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

charlie brown

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Anonymous asked: I was talking about a topless tuesday ;)

Oh, ok ;)

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thedisembowelist: You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle. It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page. The thing has engines in it’s wheels. IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS. See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010. Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology. That means the bitch repairs itself. Oh and that badass window and windshields? It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.  White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want. THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE. why don’t they hire people from tumblr to do commercials
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